“Pink Elephants are a Thing of the Past!”

Synthesis Magazine

“Pink Elephants are a Thing of the Past!”

It’s the end of the month and bills, food but mostly alcohol have drained your funds. Like a resourceful student, you save money by skipping breakfast, maybe lunch, and hitting up the cheapest taco trucks for dinner. All this sacrifice just to be able to buy the most booze you can, to keep the buzz flowing throughout the weekend’s events. Taaka, White Wolf, and even Ray’s own brand of gin and vodka are by far the cheapest alcohol-in-quantity handles you can find. But wait! There is something you can do to ease the strain on your liver and stomach, while making the liquor taste top shelf all at the same time. Revolutionizing the drunkards one lush at a time, the Grey Kangaroo is making an impression on college students everywhere.
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